Tumblr (3.0; @kevinmonty)http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a91c7c5cc9561bf59e5c3d81cc2468b4/tumblr_mk6c96jIz91qzdt1ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hood Cat.</p>http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/46170762984http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/46170762984Sun, 24 Mar 2013 09:53:30 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/31abd2afd992ba6e16f36f797f550e61/tumblr_mk6c558RE41qzdt1ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dominica.</p>http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/46170573757http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/46170573757Sun, 24 Mar 2013 09:51:05 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff9ad6be7c5b356143a6043bb247efb2/tumblr_mjzotkDdMS1qzdt1ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My new favorite bar table carving.</p>http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/45886266145http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/45886266145Wed, 20 Mar 2013 19:41:44 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b7cfc4a790100931ced9bc826b3e78c/tumblr_mij18zatvu1qzdt1ko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Doing some readership research.</p>http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/43570236318http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/43570236318Wed, 20 Feb 2013 08:17:23 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ca8a486672dc1909a3011423399d31e/tumblr_miat3g54Th1qzdt1ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My 93-year-old grandmother on Instagram: “Are you taking a photo?! Is he taking a photo? Oh my god. Stop that. Kevin. KEVIN. My lord. Is he still taking a photo? Doesn’t he know I don’t have my face on? Cut that out. My lord. What’s that? I don’t care about filters. Just let me know when I can take my hand down.”</p>http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/43207071448http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/43207071448Fri, 15 Feb 2013 21:40:28 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dd0c2761292eeee8fb9dae984ae11fde/tumblr_mgzii5w2qN1r4v4szo1_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7559cae06748b28f0a374926e7ded4c9/tumblr_mgzii5w2qN1r4v4szo2_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ea2541a5f4992de14391e1e9467ad79/tumblr_mgzii5w2qN1r4v4szo3_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/41123926076http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/41123926076Mon, 21 Jan 2013 11:24:49 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8778141467656b6e057b0e8d77491757/tumblr_mgh3cx1pUi1qzdt1ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/40264895502http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/40264895502Fri, 11 Jan 2013 10:00:33 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e90ab3e41b436ee8572d121739119949/tumblr_mg7tvcXLSc1qzdt1ko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Fucking masturbate you stupid fucking fucks.</p> <p>(Also, people getting loud while getting plowed is <em>not</em> something exclusive to San Francisco, but your deafening arrogance tickles me.)</p>http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/39849412884http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/39849412884Sun, 06 Jan 2013 09:57:00 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejdzvSTuO1qzdt1ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Almost certain this woman found the answer to life’s great mysteries somewhere around the Colma station portion of this map.</p>http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/37233185266http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/37233185266Tue, 04 Dec 2012 18:38:19 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejdsvu6TJ1qzdt1ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Man wonders if everyone else is also wondering about what everyone else is wondering about.</p>http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/37232837492http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/37232837492Tue, 04 Dec 2012 18:34:07 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejaww70J81qzdt1ko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>A bargain at that price, really.</p>http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/37227757458http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/37227757458Tue, 04 Dec 2012 17:31:44 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdjlghCgAA1qzdt1ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dunno what makes me want to puke more: the instruction’s egregious grammatical errors or the claim that someone can choke on their own fake vomit.</p>http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/35784816182http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/35784816182Thu, 15 Nov 2012 10:45:52 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md4mq6baS81qzdt1ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Does this mean Bob Dylan can take over Noonan’s WSJ column?</p>http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/35207015774http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/35207015774Wed, 07 Nov 2012 08:49:18 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcx93nzIwz1qzdt1ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Taking the whole “messenger bags are glorified purses” thing to an all-new wearable level.</p>http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/34909883872http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/34909883872Sat, 03 Nov 2012 10:11:47 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mctnuvF42U1qzdt1ko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Booker 2016!</p>http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/34771297488http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/34771297488Thu, 01 Nov 2012 11:40:07 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcp8lgKji11qzdt1ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Even our Halloween costumes leave us with unrealistic expectations for women’s bodies.</p>http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/34628489231http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/34628489231Tue, 30 Oct 2012 02:20:04 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcp5q5dy7S1qzdt1ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#BlameRastaBanana</p>http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/34627404229http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/34627404229Tue, 30 Oct 2012 01:18:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcp5mpO1J81qzdt1ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/34627362074http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/34627362074Tue, 30 Oct 2012 01:15:59 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcp5i9wzom1qzdt1ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Relief.</p>http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/34627304281http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/34627304281Tue, 30 Oct 2012 01:13:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcp5geRORD1qzdt1ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/34627281781http://kevinmonty.tumblr.com/post/34627281781Tue, 30 Oct 2012 01:12:12 -0700