Does this mean Bob Dylan can take over Noonan’s WSJ column?
Nov
07
2012
Nov
03
2012
Taking the whole “messenger bags are glorified purses” thing to an all-new wearable level.
Oct
30
2012
Even our Halloween costumes leave us with unrealistic expectations for women’s bodies.
Oct
26
2012
Beats by Dre: A Very Pointless List
On a very slow and humdrum subway ride to Coney Island, I couldn’t help but notice half the people on the train were wearing brand new Beats by Dre headphones connected to 3 generations-old iPhones.
Then I thought it would be funny if people were wearing hamburgers on their ears called Meats by Dre. After a very satisfying and embarrassing 30 second laugh with myself, I put together a most important list of other Beats by Dre-inspired products.
- Pickled beets by Dre
- Beats by gay (rainbow)
- Meats by Dre (hamburg)
- Tweets by Dre
- Beatles by Dre
- Beats by guey (Mexican)
- Forgot by Dre
- Cheats by Dre
- Yeats by Dre
- Eats by Dre
- Secretes by Dre
- Peet’s by Dre
- Beats by Trey
- Treats by Dre (treat st)
- Skeets by Dre (gross)
- Elites by Dre
