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Sam apologizes for having texted Alvin and insists that their relationship is platonic; Ronnie accepts, and the two sleep together. Some time later, Pauly and Vinny reluctantly return from the club with a suboptimal selection of females. Vinny, pierced and assertive, eventually evicts the girls and attempts to drag Snooki across the floor to his bedroom, aggravating her and their inchoate romance....
Writing For "Bob's Burgers"
Writer 1: “Let’s have a wholesome episode this week. Say, Tina has a birthday party and desperately wants to kiss her first boy.” Writer 2: “Oh, and the boy can be Jimmy Jr., whose father owns the restaurant across the street.” Writer 1: “Bob should also have to get a second job, because fog machine rental will cost a lot of money. Plus, the second job will...
I found myself taking out the compost this afternoon. Peer inside our bin and noticed it was nothing more than used containers from various fast food restaurants and Farolito. Clearly, this was not God’s intention when he created Gavin Newsom to create composting. I roll to the neighborhood market. What’s this? I can buy an entire meal and a mango Jumex for $3.71? Mind blown....