January 2011
45 posts
CAN YOU SAVE THE PRINCESS IN UNDER 5 MINUTES?
How to win the looking for a roommate game:
Dear Kick Ass Sirs, I support chaos. I love life. i ♥ fire. I don’t suck. I build hella shit. Sometimes I break shit. But not your shit. I get in and out of trouble. I appreciate the finer points of scrappy roommates. I am kind, and generous. praise satan! I am a baller, kind sirs, a baller. Here’s how its gonna be: you call me NOW, because...
Take lots of cabs!
Why?
Don't drive drunk and don't be sober.
Oh. Yeah.
