Tall Can Marathon Statistics
18 Competitors First Beer at 12:20 Last Beer at 8:00 (???) 135 Tall Cans consumed during regulation play At least 80 spectator beers consumed At least 3 people puked 1st puke at 4:45pm One spill One gash to the back of the head 13 Tall Cans won the marathon 8 cans took the female title 47 leftover cans 1 corporate sponsor 3 Large pizzas 35 pounds of charcoal 2 pairs of pants left...
The process of driving by a prostitute, unrolling the window to make an offer,...– Urban Dictionary, Drive By Splooging
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from the Uptown Almanac inbox: so many people are smoking cigarettes outside at dirty thieves. I’m drunk. “some dude just jumped out of a tree”. this cute girl just biked by and this other guy parked a tandem. someone just spit and the other guy is locking up his tandem. “there’s really no such thing as an extra cigarette”. end. - - - - - - - - - ->8- - -...
Bros Ricing Bros Sweeps the Mission
kaytche: there is a bearded hipsterbro in Four Barrel with his Iowa-style parents. His dad looks like the identical, unironic version of him, via having beard, 80’s science teacher glasses and plaid buttondown. dad is carrying Holy Bible. feel like i am witnessing something truly authentic (via genealogy) i wonder if unironically hip parents are the new alt accessory