July 2010
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June 2010
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Tall Can Marathon Statistics
18 Competitors
First Beer at 12:20
Last Beer at 8:00 (???)
135 Tall Cans consumed during regulation play
At least 80 spectator beers consumed
At least 3 people puked
1st puke at 4:45pm
One spill
One gash to the back of the head
13 Tall Cans won the marathon
8 cans took the female title
47 leftover cans
1 corporate sponsor
3 Large pizzas
35 pounds of charcoal
2 pairs of pants left...
“The process of driving by a prostitute, unrolling the window to make an offer,...”
– Urban Dictionary, Drive By Splooging
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from the Uptown Almanac inbox:
so many people are smoking cigarettes outside at dirty thieves. I’m drunk. “some dude just jumped out of a tree”. this cute girl just biked by and this other guy parked a tandem. someone just spit and the other guy is locking up his tandem. “there’s really no such thing as an extra cigarette”. end. - - - - - - - - - ->8- - -...
Bros Ricing Bros Sweeps the Mission
kaytche:
there is a bearded hipsterbro in Four Barrel with his Iowa-style parents. His dad looks like the identical, unironic version of him, via having beard, 80’s science teacher glasses and plaid buttondown. dad is carrying Holy Bible. feel like i am witnessing something truly authentic (via genealogy)
i wonder if unironically hip parents are the new alt accessory
