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Xiamen. Corn ice cream sanwich. Nuff said.

Dec 17th

Vegetarian Restaurant, Xiamen.  Can you spot the dead-cat...

Dec 17th

Xiamen.  I totally felt like Indian Jones today (via...

Dec 17th

Xiamen.  Consider my interest perked.

Dec 17th

Gulangyu.  A world of happy cats and smoke made of <3

Dec 17th

Gulangyu. Merry Xmas.

Dec 17th

Vegetarian Dishes Booking Office, Xiamen.  I’ll put 20...

Dec 17th

New Year’s Eve: a preview.

Dec 17th

Just shut up already or Why I insist on...

I don’t have a book collection, which is probably why I haven’t had a good (or bad)...

Dec 17th

Gulangyu. Pirates have taken over Mcdonalds, inflating...

Dec 17th

Xiamen. Pop culture. So much pop culture.

Dec 17th

Xiamen. Cats. So many cats.

Dec 17th

Xiamen. Joshua didn’t finish his noodles and onions...

Dec 16th

Red Bull may give you wings, but Pabsts puts you in the...

Dec 16th

Xiamen. Cool kid orgasm: I just found PBR in China and it...

Dec 16th

Welcome to beautiful Xiamen, China. The San Diego of...

Dec 16th

Xiamen.

Dec 15th

His dogs are barking.

Dec 15th

Xiamen. The inspiration for Frogger.

Dec 15th

Huangshan. You’re not allowed to feed the poor,...

Dec 15th

Huangshan. Just like that, my life flashed before my eyes:...

Dec 15th

Xiamen. Look at you two, a front row seat to the best show...

Dec 15th

Music video shoot, Huangshan. Allan Hough finally started...

Dec 15th

Mobilephone Rock, Yellow Mountain, China.  Trust me,...

Dec 14th

Yellow Mountain. I think I’m going to orgasm.

Dec 14th

In other news, China is really ugly and boring.  It makes me...

Dec 13th

Okay.

Dec 13th

Yellow Mountain. Frustrated with constant photo ops with the...

Dec 13th

Yellow Mountain. This ragtag group of communists band...

Dec 13th

Yellow Mountain. Disgusted with life, Johnny Ma ends it all...

Dec 13th

Yellow Mountain’s future 1600 meter Starbucks.

Dec 13th

The Sinister Dr. Who’s Lair, China. Two minutes after...

Dec 13th

Yellow Mountain. I’m really digging this natural rock...

Dec 13th

Sent from my jetPack.

Dec 13th

Yellow Mountain. The perfect last minute gift for the PETA...

Dec 12th

Yellow Mountain. Good idea: getting a ride in a rickshaw....

Dec 12th

China. Don’t drink the water, don’t eat the...

Dec 12th

Yellow Mountain. Chewing on the remains of failed hopes and...

Dec 12th

Yellow Mountain. I know I made a promise to myself to not...

Dec 12th

China. This generally appetizing meal would be greatly...

Dec 12th

Aren’t Chinese babies so cute?

Dec 12th

Hangzhou. Locals teach visiting white man a traditional...

Dec 12th

Hangzhou. Even the buses are decorated with Christmas...

Dec 12th

Hangzhou.  The Golden Years: this former chessboxer has...

Dec 12th

Fog, fog, fog.  I don’t know why I left San Francisco.

Dec 12th

Hangzhou. Principal Belding: national hero.

Dec 11th

Hangzhou. A nose was just shoved up a horse’s ass.

Dec 11th

Chinese Whiskey: so good, you’ll instantly grow a...

Dec 11th

Socks and sandals. Hey man, in Asia it’s the THING.

Dec 11th

China.  Beer baggin’ it: the latest cool kid way to...

Dec 11th

West Lake, China.  The ghost of Paul Newman reveals himself...

Dec 11th

“So what’s the time? It’s time to get...

Dec 11th

Hangzhou. The Maitre d’ informs us that scabies is the...

Dec 11th

Let me tell you about my semi-professional cycling career.

Dec 11th

China. A young lass has pointed out that my headlamp also...

Dec 11th

Not Twitter, No Wordpress, No Tumblr

At this point in my life, my raison d’être is to completely fall flat on my face at being...

Dec 11th

Hangzhou. An emergency room pants doctr has been located....

Dec 11th

Hangzhou. A pant’s first brush with death. Childhood...

Dec 11th

Those damn censors have blocked twitter and tumblr. Can I tumblelolz via email?

Dec 11th

Putting the finishing touches on my trip to China

Dec 9th