That time Mission Mission started hosting “beer pong” tourneys on start-up party yachts

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  • r u ready to ‘get effin amped’ (via Red Bull corporate sponsorship)?
  • is everyone who attends VIP?
  • will everyone be awarded a participation trophy?
  • will no one be a #loser? will everyone be a #winner?
  • r u ready to to experience ‘dat motion in dat ocean’ on a hella spooky sea vessel?
  • have u ever wanted 2 go 2 ‘sxsw by da bay’?
  • r u worried this party will be a ‘goddamn sausage fest’?
  • has peter shih rsvped?
  • will Somalian pirates seize the vessel and take everyone’s Series A money?
  • will the pirates execute the hostages?
  • how many wristbands will the promoters give out?
  • will any1 request ‘get lucky’?
  • will @dearmom have no customers Halloween night?
  • r u on #team_MissingMissing or on #teamDJcyan?
  • r u on #team_trick or #team__treat?
  • r u on ‘a motherfuckin boat’?
  • will any women be made to feel inferior based on systematic and industry-wide misogyny that makes an entire gender of entrepreneurs and employees feel undervalued and unwelcome?
  • how are u keeping relevant this hallow33n?
  • is it still #cool to dress up as @snacksthecat?
  • r u worried that 10 open bars isn’t ‘enough’?
  • will ‘da biggest party yacht on the west coast’ change course and go to #startupisland?
  • is it ethical to incorporate over international waters (via tax breaks)?
  • ne1 dressing up as sabrina from Clarissa Explains It All (via MemeFeed costume contest 2k13)?
  • will steven seagal show up and make this boat Under Siege 2.0 (via the 90s)?
  • will Alexia Tsotsis jump out of a ‘big ass’ cake?
  • is your costume a #4 or a #9?
  • will Ed Lee show up and give the captain a mustache ride?
  • what was your favorite halloween as a kid?
  • ru worried this party will be a ‘flaming bag of shit’?
  • is ‘thirsty thursday’ dead?
  • will there be enough life rafts when the bubble bursts?
  • is the mission ‘gentrified as fuck’?
  • is the mission ‘effin over’?
  • is the marina the next mission?
  • Have you been to West of Pecos yet I hear it’s awesome and delicious no seriously
  • r u moving to Oakland yet?

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I sat in an impossibly old Roman theater and watched this old man play fetch with his dog. “This is lovely,” I thought.  Then his dog lifted his leg and pissed all over it.

I sat in an impossibly old Roman theater and watched this old man play fetch with his dog. “This is lovely,” I thought. Then his dog lifted his leg and pissed all over it.

posted 1 year ago

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Hood Cat.

Hood Cat.

posted 1 year ago

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Dominica.

Dominica.

posted 1 year ago

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My new favorite bar table carving.

My new favorite bar table carving.

posted 1 year ago

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Doing some readership research.

Doing some readership research.

posted 1 year ago

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My 93-year-old grandmother on Instagram: “Are you taking a photo?! Is he taking a photo? Oh my god. Stop that. Kevin. KEVIN. My lord. Is he still taking a photo? Doesn’t he know I don’t have my face on? Cut that out. My lord. What’s that? I don’t care about filters. Just let me know when I can take my hand down.”

My 93-year-old grandmother on Instagram: “Are you taking a photo?! Is he taking a photo? Oh my god. Stop that. Kevin. KEVIN. My lord. Is he still taking a photo? Doesn’t he know I don’t have my face on? Cut that out. My lord. What’s that? I don’t care about filters. Just let me know when I can take my hand down.”

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Fucking masturbate you stupid fucking fucks.
(Also, people getting loud while getting plowed is not something exclusive to San Francisco, but your deafening arrogance tickles me.)

Fucking masturbate you stupid fucking fucks.

(Also, people getting loud while getting plowed is not something exclusive to San Francisco, but your deafening arrogance tickles me.)

posted 1 year ago

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Almost certain this woman found the answer to life’s great mysteries somewhere around the Colma station portion of this map.

Almost certain this woman found the answer to life’s great mysteries somewhere around the Colma station portion of this map.

posted 1 year ago

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Man wonders if everyone else is also wondering about what everyone else is wondering about.

Man wonders if everyone else is also wondering about what everyone else is wondering about.

posted 1 year ago

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